When One Door Closes, Another One Opens, Just Ask Momma Patridge

If you've been shamelessly tuning into Dancing with the Stars each week like me, or even if you haven't, you were probably shocked to hear that Audrina was voted off by America this past week. It was between J Grey (gasp -- how could America put baby in the corner?!) and Audrina, who both have owned the leader boards for the majority of the competition. I was white knuckling it, praying J Grey wouldn't get the boot, but it still was a let down to see one of the best dancers go home.

The fact that Bristol Palin and Kurt Warner are still around, despite their awful dancing skills, is a frightening reflection on the voting crowd of this show.

Because of this week's results, and my extreme aversion to Brandy's dance moves, I am officially quitting the show, checking results online, and rooting J Grey on from the sidelines.

Here's Audrina's intoxicated mom, with some choice closing words:
http://gawker.com/5675630/audrina-patridges-mom-goes-on-glorious-drunken-rant