Traffic Jam Confessions

I do my best thinking while stuck in traffic, of all places. Usually, I'll have sudden and unexpected epiphanies, like 'Aha! Yes, of course! I should learn some Michael Jackson moves and perform them at my company's next talent show!' or 'Ashlee Simpson-Wentz red is the perfect shade to dye my hair next time I go to the salon.'

Today, the epiphany I had while driving to the Silicon Valley tech company at which I work was, 'I really want to become an aerobics instructor.' And the truth is, I do. I truly, madly, deeply do. And from the initial research I did immediately when I arrived at work, it looks entirely doable. Surprisingly, all it requires is CPR certification and completing a training course online. Sign. me. up.

In case you were wondering about the Michael Jackson performance, it happened. In fact, my act took first place! Action shot featured below: